asian:

went grocery shopping

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islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

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actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

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trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

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awkwardrabbit:

How am I going to tell them I lost my job.

I have a wife, and 3 children

3 Children. 

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my meals in the summer

  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am

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i don’t know why we are going after a beta when there’s an alpha on the field.

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"The most basic and powerful way to connect to another person is to listen. Just listen. Perhaps the most important thing we ever give each other is our attention."

Rachel Naomi Remen (via kvtes)

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